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Pisao zmajcek | February 6, 2008 - 4:05 pm - Svrstano u Strani jezici, Svasta nesto, Zgode i nezgode

George Bush, Jr: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what Im telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in theMiddle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the newleader ofChina. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at theU.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe weshould send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you getChinese food in the Middle East?

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24 Komentara

  1. February 6, 2008 @ 4:31 pm


    Ovo samo Amerima i može da se desi…vrištao sam od smeha kad sam pročitao… ;)

    Posted by Punky
  2. February 6, 2008 @ 4:36 pm


    ja sam se sa oprostenjem upisao od smeha,ovaj sam post stavio samo kao replika na proslom postu gde se ti kazes da je srpski jezik cudo. Sta li je tek ovo :)

    Posted by zmajcek
  3. February 6, 2008 @ 5:02 pm


    nisam ga procitao…
    Ajd da se smejem i ja :D

    Posted by Deda
  4. February 6, 2008 @ 5:17 pm


    jaooo ludilo. Ovo se zove diplomatija na visokom nivou. :)

    Posted by Neponovljivi
  5. February 6, 2008 @ 5:19 pm


    @Deda,ako neces da citas mozda zelis kafu? :))))))))

    Posted by zmajcek
  6. February 6, 2008 @ 5:19 pm


    @Neponovljivi,Hu.

    Posted by zmajcek
  7. February 6, 2008 @ 5:53 pm


    Hahhaaaa, nasmejame u ovo tmurno vece, ovde kod mene neki orkani i neki oblaci ko da ce…. da padaju …
    sutra sigurno sneg, tako vele na prognozi…

    pozz

    Posted by sarahstory
  8. February 6, 2008 @ 6:11 pm


    ‘Ocu i ja kafu. Mislim, da pijem sa Dedom.

    Posted by mahlat
  9. February 6, 2008 @ 6:14 pm


    @Sarah,ovi kod mene bio divan prolecni dan.Da se nisam toliko zadrzao na poslu sigurno bi skoknuo do moje reke da vidim sta ima tamo novoga.ali se nadam da ce i stura biti tako lep dan pa cu skoknuti sa foto aparoatom do tamo.

    Posted by zmajcek
  10. February 6, 2008 @ 6:15 pm


    @Mahlat,ocessa mlekom i secerom ili bez ?

    Posted by zmajcek
  11. February 6, 2008 @ 6:47 pm


    yes,sir

    Posted by Neponovljiv
  12. February 6, 2008 @ 6:55 pm


    @Neponovljivi, Yassir Arafat is in China? lol

    Posted by zmajcek
  13. February 6, 2008 @ 7:10 pm


    Then who is in China? ;) :D :D

    Posted by zihernadla
  14. February 6, 2008 @ 7:18 pm


    lol

    Posted by zmajcek
  15. February 6, 2008 @ 7:46 pm


    a kako se kaze pravilno, irak ili iran?
    :)

    Posted by bas se lako pamti
  16. February 6, 2008 @ 7:51 pm


    BsLP, lolcina za pitanje :)

    Posted by zmajcek
  17. February 6, 2008 @ 8:12 pm


    tea with milky.. ;-)

    Posted by Tanja
  18. February 6, 2008 @ 8:27 pm


    …moze jedna kafa sa prevodom :D

    Posted by Deda
  19. February 6, 2008 @ 8:43 pm


    @Tanja,sluzimo samo Kofi :)

    @Deda,osh sa ledom ili bez?

    Posted by zmajcek
  20. February 7, 2008 @ 5:07 pm


    Ovde se ne zna ko je lud,a ko zbunjen.
    Ha,ha :))))))

    E’ bas me nasmija! ;)

    Posted by afroditta
  21. February 7, 2008 @ 5:30 pm


    @Afrodita,ja kad god procitam ubijem se od smeha,a sto je najgore nasmejem se ko budala kad me neko ponudi kafom :)

    Posted by zmajcek
  22. February 8, 2008 @ 7:52 pm


    dragi moj druze bas sam pre malo zavrsio”izgubljeni u prevodu”a sad sam se do bola smijao….nateracu sqwo da to prevede na staroslovenskom pa cu ti ga postom poslati pa ti ga metni na blog:)))))

    pozdrav

    Posted by Alekss
  23. February 8, 2008 @ 7:54 pm


    post scriptum gore napisanog:))))

    OVERIO SAM:))))))))))

    Posted by Alekss
  24. February 8, 2008 @ 8:01 pm


    @alekss,cekam prevod i pozdravi sqwo sa moje strane. Ako si overi onda je odlicno :P

    Posted by zmajcek

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