Gluvi telefoni.
George Bush, Jr: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what Im telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in theMiddle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the newleader ofChina. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at theU.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe weshould send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you getChinese food in the Middle East?
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Ovo samo Amerima i može da se desi…vrištao sam od smeha kad sam pročitao…
February 6th, 2008 at 4:31 pmja sam se sa oprostenjem upisao od smeha,ovaj sam post stavio samo kao replika na proslom postu gde se ti kazes da je srpski jezik cudo. Sta li je tek ovo
February 6th, 2008 at 4:36 pmnisam ga procitao…
February 6th, 2008 at 5:02 pmAjd da se smejem i ja
jaooo ludilo. Ovo se zove diplomatija na visokom nivou.
February 6th, 2008 at 5:17 pm@Deda,ako neces da citas mozda zelis kafu? :))))))))
February 6th, 2008 at 5:19 pm@Neponovljivi,Hu.
February 6th, 2008 at 5:19 pmHahhaaaa, nasmejame u ovo tmurno vece, ovde kod mene neki orkani i neki oblaci ko da ce…. da padaju …
sutra sigurno sneg, tako vele na prognozi…
pozz
February 6th, 2008 at 5:53 pm‘Ocu i ja kafu. Mislim, da pijem sa Dedom.
February 6th, 2008 at 6:11 pm@Sarah,ovi kod mene bio divan prolecni dan.Da se nisam toliko zadrzao na poslu sigurno bi skoknuo do moje reke da vidim sta ima tamo novoga.ali se nadam da ce i stura biti tako lep dan pa cu skoknuti sa foto aparoatom do tamo.
February 6th, 2008 at 6:14 pm@Mahlat,ocessa mlekom i secerom ili bez ?
February 6th, 2008 at 6:15 pmyes,sir
February 6th, 2008 at 6:47 pm@Neponovljivi, Yassir Arafat is in China? lol
February 6th, 2008 at 6:55 pmThen who is in China?
:D
February 6th, 2008 at 7:10 pmlol
February 6th, 2008 at 7:18 pma kako se kaze pravilno, irak ili iran?
February 6th, 2008 at 7:46 pmBsLP, lolcina za pitanje
February 6th, 2008 at 7:51 pmtea with milky..
February 6th, 2008 at 8:12 pm…moze jedna kafa sa prevodom
February 6th, 2008 at 8:27 pm@Tanja,sluzimo samo Kofi
@Deda,osh sa ledom ili bez?
February 6th, 2008 at 8:43 pmOvde se ne zna ko je lud,a ko zbunjen.
Ha,ha :))))))
E’ bas me nasmija!
February 7th, 2008 at 5:07 pm@Afrodita,ja kad god procitam ubijem se od smeha,a sto je najgore nasmejem se ko budala kad me neko ponudi kafom
February 7th, 2008 at 5:30 pmdragi moj druze bas sam pre malo zavrsio”izgubljeni u prevodu”a sad sam se do bola smijao….nateracu sqwo da to prevede na staroslovenskom pa cu ti ga postom poslati pa ti ga metni na blog:)))))
pozdrav
February 8th, 2008 at 7:52 pmpost scriptum gore napisanog:))))
OVERIO SAM:))))))))))
February 8th, 2008 at 7:54 pm@alekss,cekam prevod i pozdravi sqwo sa moje strane. Ako si overi onda je odlicno
February 8th, 2008 at 8:01 pm