George Bush, Jr: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what Im telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in theMiddle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the newleader ofChina. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at theU.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe weshould send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you getChinese food in the Middle East?

Kazu da je sad “In” da se pise na stranom jeziku,pa reko aj i ja da malo stranski koristim na ovija moje bloge.

Svaki dan u svakom pogledu sve vise napredujemo pa tako i sa ovija strani jezici,jes da i materni slabo znademo ali nije ni vazno.Vazno je da znas da koristis strani jezik,sad nije toliko bitno kako koristis tija strani jezik jer slabo ko zna sta je pesnik time hteo da kaze,vazno je da to u ovom slucaju lepo izgleda za oci jer nema zvuka pa ne moze da bidne melem za usi.

“Shit, shit my white pigeon.” Ova recenica je definitivno najbitnija kad koristis strani jezik,jer kao sto i sama izreka kaze “Seri,seri moj golube beli” Dakle vazno je pisati a sad sta pises to je manje vise vazno jer te niki ne razume.

Ovi englezi mora du strano ponosni sto im mi stalno krademo neku recenicu pa je koristimo,a da li ste se priupitali dal neko uzima nase reci ili recenice na nasem jeziku da gi iskoristi na njihovi stranski blozi? Jes boli ga tjosak sto ce si uzme da pise bloge sas naslovom na nas jezik,to samo mi znademo i umemo tako prosti da bidnemo “IN”

Where is that damn toilet paper? now i really need to take a shit.

A da se vama sto volite strane izraze na blozi ne cini da tudje govno lepse mirise ili ne daj boze da je sladje ?